Is blogging cringe? We investigate
Mary Worth, 12/8/24
Hello, fellow young people! Like me (a young person), you have no doubt been using the word "cringe" in its relatively new slang sense, as either an adjective meaning something embarrassing or awkward, or as a noun to denote something that inspires the feeling described by the adjective. This is a use of the word that we young people like to deploy on social media sites such TikTok and [what are the other ones? Is TikTok still what young people like? double-check this].
Sadly, however, we're all going to have to stop using the word that way, because Wilbur Weston just did, in the comic strip Mary Worth! Ironically, this act itself is incredibly cringe. That's the last time I'll use that word in that way; now, as a young person, I will be moving on to new forms of slang that are inscrutable to the many, many people who are older than me.
Pardon My Planet, 12/8/24
Hello, fellow young people! Are you familiar with the hot new musical film Wicked? Fun fact: it's actually a prequel to another film, The Wizard of Oz, and this syndicated newspaper cartoon is a joke about the characters from that older movie! You'd think it'd be more direct to just do a joke about Wicked, the movie that's currently popular, but that would require some research to determine what exactly its characters look like, and that sort of effort simply isn't part of the Pardon My Planet game plan.
Daddy Daze, 12/8/24
Good news, everyone! The Daddy Daze daddy is dead. The Daddy Daze baby captured and killed him. Now, does this mean the Daddy Daze baby will soon himself die, from neglect? Unclear. He's a baby, so normally I'd say yes, but he managed to capture and kill his father, so he has powers and capabilities beyond those of ordinary babies.
Hagar the Horrible, 12/8/24
Hey guys, if you're so scared, why don't you attack the castle during the day? Idiots.