Mary Worth, 12/8/24

Hello, fellow young people! Like me (a young person), you have no doubt been using the word "cringe" in its relatively new slang sense, as either an adjective meaning something embarrassing or awkward, or as a noun to denote something that inspires the feeling described by the adjective. This is a use of the word that we young people like to deploy on social media sites such TikTok and [what are the other ones? Is TikTok still what young people like? double-check this].

Sadly, however, we're all going to have to stop using the word that way, because Wilbur Weston just did, in the comic strip Mary Worth! Ironically, this act itself is incredibly cringe. That's the last time I'll use that word in that way; now, as a young person, I will be moving on to new forms of slang that are inscrutable to the many, many people who are older than me.