Imagine being less alert than Dagwood. Shameful
Blondie, 5/24/26

Blondie over its multidecade run has chronicled America's increasing suburbanization and corresponding car dependence. Back in the '50s, Dagwood took public transit to work; in 2026, he carpools with three other people, which honestly probably puts him in the bottom 10% in terms of CO2 production for his neighborhood cohort. I would've made that guess even before seeing today's strip, in which he wanders around his all-residential subdivision and we learn that his cohort is so sedentary that it's spending the weekend walking slowly, not walking at all, and unable to maintain consciousness despite drinking a big cup of coffee in the middle of the day.
Hagar the Horrible, 5/24/26
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