I'm not convinced Rex is absolutely certain of his kids' names, for what it's worth
Dennis the Menace, 2/3/26

OK, this is, no joke, some significant menacing here. First of all, this guy has never appeared in the strip before, so I assume Dennis is in the yard, unaccompanied by a parent or guardian, of an adult who is a total stranger to him. And check out that fence! That's a serious fence this five-year-old kid scaled, presumably with pockets full of rocks, which he is now spookily skipping across a pool belonging to, as noted, someone he's never met in his life. Kudos to you, Dennis, this time! You're really freaking me out!
Rex Morgan, M.D., 2/3/26
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