I'd like to think that Dustin's parents were just driving around aimlessly to avoid their kids

Blondie, 11/12/23

You ever notice how most of the women in Blondie have pretty normal-looking eyes but most of them men have these inky black stretched out ovals that take up half the height of their skulls? Honestly, despite years of reading this strip, I really hadn't, until they decided to do a whole Sunday strip where the premise is that Dagwood just had his pupils dilated at optometrist, and now it's all I can think about -- which, honestly, is more appealing to dwell on than "ho ho, Dagwood would certainly be horny, if he could see better," so I'm not complaining.

Mary Worth, 11/12/23