Ian won the award because he's the only male professor who turned down a sexual advance from a student this year
Mary Worth, 12/16/25

There's a lot of hand-wringing about "grade inflation" at elite universities, which I have for the most part thought is overblown, but, I dunno: if they're giving Ian Cameron a "University Excellence Award," maybe things really are bad.
Family Circus, 12/16/25
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