Mary Worth, 3/4/22

Here's a weird thing that happens sometimes in Our Dumb Dystopia: people will make storefronts on Amazon even though they don't have anything to sell. Instead, they set bots up to find other stores that actually have things to sell, create listings for the same items the other stores sell, mark up the price by a dollar or two, and then use SEO trickery to try to make their store a higher ranking search result than the real one. When someone tries to buy an item from their store, they just order from the real store, who does all the work, and they pocket the difference, having done nothing. This can sometimes produce truly bizarre results, like when the bots that do this for two fake stores lock onto each other, each assuming the other is real, and each keeps raising its price to be just a little higher than the other, until someone notices that soap or toothbrushes are selling for more than a million dollars. I'm bringing this up because today's Mary Worth shows what would happen in a similar situation, except instead of two Amazon storefronts, we have two robots who have been programmed to attempt to convince a real life human to have sex with them. "But not for initiating a 'fling' with you!" and "go sit in the corner, Cal!" give off very strong "we showed this AI 10,000 hours of people flirting and this is what it came up with" vibes, except it was more like 20 hours, tops.

Sam and Silo, 3/4/22