I can't imagine Ed Crankshaft watching a movie made in the last ten years. Seems very wrong
Crankshaft, 10/26/25
Mr. Crankshaft, I know Dagwood Bumstead. Dagwood Bumstead is a friend of mine. He puts together comically large foodstuffs that no ordinary human could even get their mouth around, let alone chew. Those are just normal-ass pastries you bought at a gas station. Mr. Crankshaft, you're no Dagwood Bumstead.
Pardon My Planet, 10/26/25
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