How many ways times do we have to say "Pluggers are dying" before they actually die?

Gil Thorp, 8/22/23

I guess Coach Hernandez didn't realize that his redemption and plush new job at Milford would come with a price, until Gil informed him that, as Milford athletics director, he'd be exercising the ancient droit du seigneur with Mrs. Hernandez in Luke's own condo, as detailed in the Valley Conference bylaws. Sorry, Luke, but being on the Mudlark coaching staff means participating in an endless cycle of cuckoldry.

Beetle Bailey, 8/22/23