HOT TIP: You don't have to sign a prenup if the guy you ask to conduct your wedding isn't a real minister
Pluggers, 1/7/26

Pluggers has been doing a string of "Classic Pluggers winter fun!" panels this week, and while most of them have in fact been mildly fun, at least for the characters involved (what if we fired up the barbecue grill ... when there was still snow on the ground?) I have some questions about this one. When you stare at the TV, expressionless, thinking "Hmm, things today sure are different than they were in the past, and I'm not sure how I feel about it," is that fun? Do pluggers enjoy doing that? The fact that this is a submission from a Florida-based plugger adds an extra layer of ennui here. "Well, I guess that's how they do things up north now. Not the choices I would make, but it's none of my business, I suppose."
Gil Thorp, 1/7/26