Rex Morgan, M.D., 12/11/21

GTV8 ANCHOR BRYCE NEWMARK: Tonight's top story: One local big sister, previously believed to be "basically OK," has now been discovered to be "a big ol' jerk." Chad?

REPORTER CHAD HARRINGTON: That's correct, Bryce. Sources on the ground have determined that this elder sibling, far from being "all right I guess" or even just "whatever," is in fact "a big ol' jerk." We're probing more deeply into this story and will keep you appraised of developments