Highs and lows (mostly lows)

Gil Thorp, 7/12/24

The beloved Gil Thorp bonfire tradition has been cancelled forever due to a nationwide wood shortage, which means we must console ourselves with a somewhat more recent and less beloved tradition, the Coach of the Year awards banquet (or "COTY,” as insiders call it). Two years ago Gil won it, and last year he won it again. This year the "most improved" award has gone to Gil's former nemesis/current assistant, so all signs point to our hero taking the COTY home for a third year in a row. I think it's nice that they're letting him give it to himself this year.

Gasoline Alley, 7/12/24