Guns (not in "Andy Capp," that's knifecrime territory)
Andy Capp, 12/13/25

Hartlepool is part of the Tees Valley Combined Authority, a conurbation of 700,000 people in the far northeast of England, and it's frankly sad that brain surgeons are so thin on the ground there that this young (?) woman would call the profession "exotic." Ditto for pilots, especially given the poor state of the British rail system! Anyway, I used to read Andy Capp as a kid and one of the strip's running bits that puzzled and disturbed me the most was when women at the pub would flirt with Andy. How old were they supposed to be? Were we supposed to read them as attractive? Didn't they know he's married? These questions still haunt me today, but not as much as this woman's unnaturally located and shaped breasts, which I think is a 21st century addition to the strip.
The Phantom, 12/13/25