December 13, 2024

Friday quickies

Judge Parker, 12/13/24

"I mean, we haven't seen a panel showing anyone below the shoulders for weeks now, but I'm pretty sure there's no bed in here and you're sleeping on the stool. You know what they have prison, Ann? Beds! Just saying."

Rex Morgan, M.D., 12/13/24

"Because I'm not doing the surgery. They have the real surgeons doing it for once, ha ha! They sent me out here to talk to you, which frankly I'm not thrilled about."

Beetle Bailey 12/13/24

Oh, don't look so worried, Sarge: they're burning you in effigy. They're not setting you on fire per se. It's symbolic. They're taking you on in the markeplace of ideas!