Friday is for the elderly
Mary Worth, 10/4/24
Look, Stell, you're clearly a vibrant, attractive woman with an active romantic and sexual life. Nevertheless, you're a woman of a certain age, with "certain" meaning "not young," as evidenced by the fact that you fell for an extremely common elder scam not that long ago. There's nothing wrong with being on the older side, of course, but it's important to have some self-awareness and not try to deploy unfamiliar youth slang, OK? Take "ghosted," for instance: this describes a situation where you're seeing someone with various possible degrees of seriousness, or are at least gearing up to do so, but then they abruptly cut off contact with you and stop replying to your texts/emails/DMs/other communication attempts. It very much does not describe a situation where your fiance cancels on you for a social event at the last minute, but does so by sending you a text at the time explaining why he's doing it. You used the word wrong and that's just how it is! Mary doesn't know any better, but the youth of today do, so please choose your words more carefully next time in case they overhear you. We would've allowed the use of "ghosting" in this context if Ed had died (for instance, by doing emergency surgery on a corgi while exhausted and accidentally slicing his femoral artery with the scalpel and bleeding out on the floor of this own clinic) and, desperate to still make the engagement dinner, he showed up as a ghost. That's not the usual use of the term but I don't think anyone would've given you trouble. But he didn't do that either, he did the first thing I said (didn't show up but explained why and then you saw him not long afterwards, which is also antithetical to the whole "ghosting" concept).
Dennis the Menace, 10/4/24
Ha ha, it's funny because Mrs. Wilson is admitting the sad truth: she and George are just going through the motions, living but going no further, not experiencing the style and verve that make life worth living. It's like it only took a few minutes of respite from Dennis's low-key menacing for them to look the true existential menace square in the face.