Gil Thorp, 2/19/26

Oh, it turns out that Keri Thorp was one of the kids who vandalized Goshen and now they're in jail and Gil is pissed ... at the cops, who used to have a strict "no arresting teens for a little tit-for-tat spray-painting” rule, or maybe just a little "no arresting Thorps for any reason" rule, but now Coach Gerads (first name: "Mitchell," I think this is a new addition to the lore) is insisting that the local PD "enforce the law" or whatever. Next thing you know they'll make their deputies wear actual uniforms rather than kicky star-festooned shirts, no matter how mildly injured their legs are!

Mary Worth, 2/19/26