Even the courthouse has those patched curtains, incredibly sad

Blondie, 1/17/24

I gotta say, "In honor of Kid Inventors Day, I created an alarm clock app that doesn't work" is probably the funniest sentence I've ever read in Blondie, and I've read Blondie more or less every day for the bulk of my life. Anyway, it's all downhill from there, and I honestly wouldn't bother reading the rest of the strip if I were you.

Dennis the Menace, 1/17/24