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July 31, 2022

Dumb and gross

Hi and Lois, 7/31/22

OK, guys, I'm about to go all Pluggers here, but do you (for values of "you" that are as old as I am or older) remember those ads for Heinz gravy that had a tagline about how it was just like homemade, but with "no lumps"? I never understood that line as a kid, but I guess the point is that was as tasty as homemade but, since it had been produced in a gleaming factory rather than by a person in their kitchen like in olden times, it was free of any imperfections, a fully liquid nutritive slurry that slides down your gullet with ease. Anyway, based on Trixie's line, I ... guess this is kind of the joke here? "Ha ha, it's just like a classic experience you thought you were going to have, but without an annoying part," except the innovation here is not the industrial production of processed foods but rather the picnic table? It's either that or we're supposed to laugh about how Dot thought they were going to eat a picnic and then Lois felt a need to explain how they're actually just eating at a table in their own backyard for four panels, which is kind of funny, but not "ha ha" funny.

Marvin, 7/31/22

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