Six Chix, 9/26/21

Wait, isn't the Phantom of the Opera's whole deal that he lives in the opera house full time, mostly in a lair in the basement, and he never leaves? I've never read or seen any version of this story, but I'm very sure about this and the "boating on the Seine" thing bothers me so much! It's always fun for me to discover a new thing that I'm violently pedantic about despite having no emotional stakes in it whatsoever, I tell you what.

Beetle Bailey, 9/26/21