Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 4/5/25

Wow, I had always assumed that Hootin' Holler was cut off from outside civilization to the extent that it's blessedly not affected by unrealistic youth and beauty culture, but here I see that not only am I wrong but even the local chthonic witch is feeling insecure about herself. Fortunately, she's invented a potion that can magically tailor clothes, and if she can refine it to be more easily controlled she'll be able to afford all the more conventional beauty enhancement treatments she wants.

Dennis the Menace, 4/5/25