Dog dads and ward grads

Mary Worth, 6/8/23

Looks like Santa Royale Action News has gotten wind of the van-based dognapping gang haunting the region, and thank goodness they're interviewing this nice lady instead of Saul. People are going to see her on TV and think "Oh no! Our city's pets and their owners are being victimized! We must stop at no expense to defeat these evil criminals!" If they had seen Saul, their reaction would be more "Honey, get in here, there's a little dude in a bowtie on the news! Ha ha, he's blubberin' about his dog or something."

Rex Morgan, M.D., 6/8/23