Crock, 11/26/25

So, how old were you when you learned that "stuffing" an animal actually meant that you strip its skin off and fit it over an animal-shaped taxidermy form -- a mannequin, basically? I was well into adulthood, and it was recent enough that I'm still a little freaked out about it. In this scenario, I guess this means either that Yarnell was for some reason skinned and then mounted on a prone form that fit into a coffin, which seems kind of pointless, or that he was skinned and mounted on a form in some heroic pose which is being displayed elsewhere, and currently his skinless corpse is the main event at an open casket funeral, which is much more horrifying and would explain Captain Poulet's expression. It's also possible that I'm misinterpreting the joke and actually Crock is simply going to force his men to eat Yarnell for Thanksgiving, a holiday that the French do not celebrate.

Shoe, 11/26/25