Disgusting Tuesday (yes, pickleball is disgusting to me)

Gil Thorp, 7/18/23

Oh, I forgot to mention earlier that after Gil's arch-rival Luke Hernandez had an on-field meltdown that resulted in his losing his job, Gil bumped into him at a bar and offered to save him from penury by hiring him as Milford's new wrestling coach. You'd think such of show of dominance, demonstrating the Gil does not view Luke as a threat and never has, would be the worst humiliation that would be visited upon the man, but now Gil is piloting a tiny aircraft and has somehow forced Luke to come along for the ride, leading him to barf right here in front of the readers and God and everybody, showing us that it's going to be a long year for Coach Hernandez.

Crock, 7/18/23