Dennis the Menace, 9/28/23

Look, Mr. Wilson, I know your irritating neighbor has pushed you to the brink of madness, but when a couple renews their vows, that doesn't represent a "reset" where they can decide they actually want to be child-free and any progeny they've already sired simply wink out of existence. That's not how vow renewals work, or how children work, or how the progression of linear time works.

Dustin, 9/28/23