Deadly Friday
Judge Parker, 8/25/23
Look, Sophie, your parents might have accidentally kinda sorta agreed, under a certain amount of duress, to assassinate somebody, OK? So we're going to need a lot more of the classic "I can dispassionately analyze data and am deeply interested in wars and the surreptitious ways states and state-like organizations enact violence to further their interests" Sophie and a lot less of this modern-day "Oh, boo hoo, I'm capable of forming emotional attachments and I worry about the people in my life" Sophie from here on in.
Beetle Bailey, 8/25/23
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