Hi and Lois, 3/18/26

Look, we're all adults here. Well, maybe some of you are weird kids with grown-up taste in ironic internet websites, I don't know, but my point is, let's ignore Trixie's insipid heliocentric rambling and turn our eyes to the fun little domestic drama in panel one. Check out how beaten down and defeated Hi looks; that's a man who has passive-aggressively talked about high energy bills for weeks even as time slips further and further into air conditioning season; and rather than be gracious after he's given in, Lois is doing a little pantomime of concern: "Oh, but can we afford it, Hi? Will we need to dip into the children's college fund, in order to keep the temperature in here below 80 degrees?" My own natural thrift puts me tentatively on Hi's side here, but they could be taking other steps, like following Trixie's lead and pricing solar panels, or at least taking off their sweaters.

Judge Parker, 3/18/26