Rex Morgan, M.D., 11/2/25

So the big news that Augie delivered over pad thai is that not one but two publishers are interested in his manuscript and are bidding up the price! Is this the sort of thing that will finally get him riled up enough to have sex with his girlfriend? Well, no, apparently not. Sorry, Summer! He's got papers to grade, and anyway Thai food does a number on his tummy, so you're dodging a bullet, really.

Mary Worth, 11/2/25