Hi and Lois, 12/20/25

Now, if you were an ordinary, casual comics enjoyer, you'd read this strip and think "Ha, it's funny because Hi thinks so little of his children that he's glad they got parts without dialogue," or, if you're more theologically inclined, "Ha, it's funny because Hi is ignorant of the Bible, in which both the shepherds and the angels very much have lines.” If you're the Comics Curmudgeon, though, you have access to a deep archive of Hi and Lois content and know that just a year ago Ditto was actively trying to abandon the speaking part he managed to land in the nativity play, so actually Hi is being supportive of his children's ambitions, or, in this case, their lack thereof.

Mary Worth, 12/20/25