Mary Worth, 6/28/24

I've been accused, with perhaps some justification, of being a "coastal elitist". It's hard to keep track of what interests do or don't make you fit that category: my sense of the vibes are that pleasure craft like Dr. Jeff's are considered "real America" rather than "coastal elitist" coded, despite the fact that they are very expensive and you literally need access to a coastline to enjoy one. This is my way of saying that I don't actually know much about boats, but I feel like I know enough to say that this one is very big, right? Like in terms of boats owned by retired, mildly successful doctors? Back in the old days Dr. Jeff's boat was decently sized but it didn't really loom over you the way this one does. Anyway, Wilbur has experienced not one but two very traumatic large-boat-related incidents, and it would certainly be entertaining if the extremely tentative emotional stability engendered by the prospect of this well-attended fish funeral were shattered by a full-on panic attack.

Alice, 6/28/24