Mary Worth, 3/14/22

I think I speak for those in long-term relationships when I say that in most, you have the ability to call in forgiveness for parallel transgressions. For instance, if, say, your husband got into a fender-bender in a parking lot somewhere and came home ranting and raving, wild-eyed and sweaty in rage, then surely when you're perseverating about the fact that sometimes you need to maybe show a little leg to inspire a true artist, make him think about the platonic ideas of beauty and how they might relate to your face, not promising him anything, you know, not even really suggesting it, just encouraging his talent -- anyway, when you're in the middle of all that and you slam into a pickup truck at full speed, it's not like your husband can complain, can he? Remember the parking lot incident? All the yelling you did? We're even now, right?

Slylock Fox, 3/14/22