Shoe, 4/30/25

I dunno, the genuinely freaked out expression on this guy's face, plus the fact that he's wearing makeshift combat gear, including an outdated helmet, right here in Roz's restaurant seems less "Ha ha, this dummy joined the ARMY and he doesn't know what the army is even FOR" so much as "the front lines have collapsed, the enemy is pushing towards Treetops at a rapid pace, the desk-job soldiers who barely remember basic training are allowed one last meal before being rushed into a last-ditch defense with inadequate gear," so I really wouldn't look so smug if I were the Perfesser.

Alice, 4/30/25