Ahh, the famously sleepy comics characters. Gang's all here

Blondie, 3/14/24

Dagwood Bumstead's inhumanly vast appetite is so well known that it obscures one of his other unnatural qualities -- namely, his ability to nap anywhere, at any time. As a middle-aged man like Dagwood, every time I see him in his traditional couch-sleeping position I think about how I personally wouldn't be comfortable with my knees bent up like that for more than few minutes, let alone the hours we're supposed understand he spends snoozing. Normally he's in that position because his couch is too short for him to stretch out, so it actually really bothers me that his imagination can't summon up a couch long enough to fit him, Beetle, and Garfield alike, even thought I know the reason why (the reason is clip art). Thankfully, this base level of annoyance is stopping me from trying mentally rotate Beetle into a position that would demonstrate how very much not the same size he and Dagwood are.

Hagar the Horrible, 3/14/24