Aging, dying, etc.

Beetle Bailey, 3/5/23

"Oh, posh," you're probably thinking, "Surely a tech whiz like Spc. Chip Gizmo would simply use a password manager to keep track of all his login information." Sorry, wrong, this fundamentally misunderstands the nature of the Beetle Bailey universe. Chip Gizmo arrived in the strip in 2002 in response to the increasing popularity of these newfangled "computers" and, like all the other characters, has not evolved or changed or learned anything new since the day of his creation, so he's never heard of a password manager. (Beetle was created in 1950, which is why he naively assumes that any complex piece of machinery must surely come with an instruction manual explaining how to operate it.)

Dennis the Menace, 3/5/23