Adventures in time
Family Circus, 6/2/23
Nextdoor, the social network that's like Facebook except instead of people who you actually like or at least know it's full of people who happen to live near you, isn't exactly a hotbed of positivity, but last summer, a nice lady posted a comment along the lines of "I've really been noticing the new trend of shorter shorts on men, and I just want to tell the gentlemen in the neighborhood who are partaking: I see you and I appreciate you." I had just gone in for some shorter new J. Crew stretch chinos myself, and I have to wonder: was she talking about me? I guess I'll never know, but I'd like think so. But none of us hipsters could hold a candle to Billy's coach here, who quite clearly was drawn in another decade altogether. What do you think the original caption to this one was? I'm thinking "Can we delay the start of the game, Coach? My dad has to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes and also doesn't want to hang out with me."
Rex Morgan, M.D., 6/2/23