Add more cats. More dogs. MORE

Mary Worth, 4/11/24

Uh, what's that? We sent Wilbur on a solo karaoke journey where he sang Celine Dion and you felt nothing? Well, what if we, uh [sweating profusely at the thought that the Wilbur Weston narrative gold mine might finally be tapped out], what if we had him run into his ex, and she's just like, festooned with pets, including the cat he lost a piss fight to and the dog that just wasn't that into him? What about now, huh? Does that do it for you? Does Wilbur's tight little smile as he dies inside give you that little hit of dopamine you crave?

Dick Tracy, 4/11/24