Rex Morgan, M.D., 3/7/26

Look, normally when an employer is reluctant to tell you his last name, that's a red flag. But in this case, it's just because he's desperate to get someone working as a waitress because the notoriously sketchy Mud Mountain Murphy demands human companionship along with his food, which is honestly a much, much bigger red flag.

Blondie, 3/7/26