A fire hydrant but no explicit piss joke? Will wonders never cease

Marvin, 12/7/23

Man, if you're embarrassed about people (and dogs?) seeing the picture of you in the hat why are you ... wearing the hat outside where all these other dogs can see you? I feel like this week's Marvin is really getting into something very heady about the sign and the signified and I am not high enough to follow it.

Shoe, 12/7/23