Metapost: [Title of COTW post goes here]
[Little joke introducing the COTW goes here] "Removing the border between the last two panels of today's Dennis the Menace would work so much better on every...
Medico Friday
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 7/16/21 Wow, I’m not sure if we’ve ever seen a Snuffy Smith before where Jughaid has doffed his coonskin hat, revealing his...
Thursday is for kidnappings
Dick Tracy, 7/15/21 Oh, did I tell you about the Dick Tracy plot where Mysta Chimera was working with Vera Alldid, a cartoonist who does an in-universe comic...
Ashlee gonna upgrade to SUPER-ASHLEE, watch out world
Mary Worth, 7/14/21 It looks like Ashlee is really learning some important lessons here. Physical objects, like watches, can have emotional resonance for...
Good walks spoiled
Gil Thorp, 7/13/21 It’s summertime in Milford, everybody! Is this the year we’re going to get a wacky summer storyline that isn’t about golf? Maybe! We...
Soapy memories
Dick Tracy, 7/12/21 Oh, hey, remember when Dr. Ghost and Dr. Sail stole one of Diet Smith’s space coupes and Diet sent it careening off into deep space, and...
Sunday is for children of various ages
Hi and Lois, 7/11/21 I don’t really care much about the lazily structured “joke” about Chip not mowing the lawn, but I am very interested in the tiny adult...
Death, love, and taxes
Funky Winkerbean, 7/10/21 Hey, do you guys remember Phil Holt, who was (I guess?) a thinly veiled stand-in for Jack Kirby, and who Darrin met at a children’s...
I don't wanna be buried in a bird cemetery
Shoe, 7/9/21 A few weeks ago, faithful reader Tabby Lavalamp raised questions in a COTW runner up about why the notoriously heard-hearted Shoe would...
Metapost: COTW? U know it baby
Folks, it's that time on a Friday ... time for your comment of the week: "You know what? It's refreshing that Crankshaft spends its time working out obscure...
Wait ... Zane and Abel ... Cain and Abel ... HOLD THE DAMN PHONE
Gil Thorp, 7/8/21 Oh, hey, the “spring” storyline in Gil Thorp is still going on [checks notes] several days after the 4th of July, but today’s strip would...
Can't wait for their extremely campy local TV ad
Judge Parker, 7/7/21 Ha ha, ever since Sam was supposed to be guarding Randy and Charlotte but got punched into unconsciousness and Randy and Charlotte...
So many horribles
Hagar the Horrible, 7/6/21 Ha ha! It's funny because Lucky Eddie has made this same silly dad joke repeatedly, every time Hagar's warband comes to sack this...
Defiant children
Family Circus, 7/5/21 Happy 4th of July (Observed), everybody! On this sacred holiday, I have some news for you: The Keane Kids are America. Jeffy, in...
Technically, during the Purge, all crimes are legal, so Thirsty's in the clear
Mary Worth, 7/4/21 Not too much to say about Shauna vs. Ashlee: The Rumble At The Clinic For Drew's Love except that the art here genuinely delights me. The...
Really unsettled by the way that coffee is clinging to their cheeks as dark, viscous blobs
Funky Winkerbean, 7/3/21 You might recall (or you might not, because why would you, honestly) that “Flash Freeman” and “Ruby Lith” are two unjustly forgotten...
Metapost: Declare independence from the hated King George III with this COTW
Whose John Hancock is on this week's top comment? Why, it's Schroduck! "The fact that Marvin wouldn't even use the sudoku brand name but is fine namechecking...
One-panel Friday
Bizarro, 7/2/21 Hey, guys! Do you know how amphibians reproduce? In turns out that in a lot of species, the females lay unfertilized eggs in water, and then...
They have identical cups -- do you think they went to the same coffee shop?
Six Chix, 7/1/21 Man, I don’t want to contradict this extremely confident-looking woman, but I’m not sure I’d refer to a wound that’s quite clearly gushing...
Wednesday chaos
Rex Morgan, M.D., 6/30/21 “Yes, full of surprises. Like remember when we made her start taking the bus to school so she’d get hit by a car and the resulting...