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Premium post · September 24, 2021
Mary Worth, 9/24/21 God damn, look at him. Look at that adorable little smooshed face! Obviously I’m not talking about Wilbur, obviously, how dare you, I’m...
A bad day for nerds
Premium post · September 23, 2021
Beetle Bailey, 9/23/21 Gourmet, as I'm sure we all remember, stopped publication in 2009. Plato may subscribe to Fine Food, surely a much lesser imitation of...
Did his body cannibalize all his cartilage to survive in hibernation?
Premium post · September 22, 2021
Between Friends, 9/22/21 I've been reading and very occasionally commenting on Between Friends for a while now, and I absolutely get and accept that the...
"I'm SINGLE and ready for my dog to TINKLE on my ex's couch, for revenge!"
Premium post · September 21, 2021
Dustin, 9/21/22 A thing about doing a comic strip every day for years and years is that keeping up with whatever “high concept” you used to sell the thing in...
Monday's for the dogs
Premium post · September 20, 2021
Mary Worth, 9/20/21 Oh my god, everybody, it's really happening, where by "it" I specifically mean that Wilbur is going to go to the animal shelter to get a...
Sunday is for grandparents
Premium post · September 19, 2021
Crankshaft, 9/19/21 Oh, hey, remember how Max and Hannah’s business/passion project, the Valentine Theater, went out of business during the COVID lockdowns,...
They didn't even give Alexander's band a dumb name
Premium post · September 18, 2021
Blondie, 9/18/21 A strip like Blondie exists in a sort of eternal present, its world changing almost imperceptibly slowly over time to stay vaguely...
Metapost: F-R-I-I-I-D-A-Y (is for COTW)
Premium post · September 17, 2021
Roll on into the weekend with your hilarious comment of the week! "As usual, the best part of this gag is the lengths that Leroy has gone to make it work....
No armadillos were harmed in the making of these jokes (on my part anyway)
Premium post · September 17, 2021
Hi and Lois, 9/17/21 Do teen boys still, in the year 2021, lie around their bedrooms, decorated with Stones and Led Zep posters, and talk about how bands...
Froggie went a TEMPTIN'
Premium post · September 16, 2021
Gasoline Alley, 9/16/21 OK, I am going back on what I said before: I am going to briefly recap the current Gasoline Alley plot (this little girl spent a long...
Third-degree Wednesday
Premium post · September 15, 2021
Gil Thorp, 9/15/21 [clears throat] [extremely Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head voice] FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! [takes a long,...
Kind of Menace
Premium post · September 14, 2021
Dennis the Menace, 9/14/21 I am absolutely in love with the idea of Mr. Wilson’s identity as a jazz hepcat suddenly becoming another weak point that Dennis...
Nonsense is more tolerable when the art is good, it turns out
Premium post · September 13, 2021
Six Chix, 9/13/21 I know I often slag on Six Chix for doing strips that are opaque, baffling nonsense, so here’s a change of pace: today’s strip is opaque,...
Leroy as a clarinetist? So wrong it's right
Premium post · September 12, 2021
Daddy Daze, 9/12/21 Guys, look. I never wanted to have a non-trivial percentage of my waking hours haunted by thoughts of what caused the marriage of the...
"Should I NOT be insufferable and angry all the time?" thinks Wilbur
Premium post · September 11, 2021
Shoe, 9/11/21 Spending too much energy thinking about world-building in newspaper comics is probably a waste of time, but [gestures at thousands of posts on...
Metapost: COTW is BACK, baby!
Premium post · September 10, 2021
I returned from my absence this week to once again judge the living and the dead, the funny and the not-funny, and I decree the following to be this week’s...
Friday is (mostly) for children
Premium post · September 10, 2021
Family Circus, 9/10/21 A lot has changed for me, both in my life and vis-à-vis my relationship to the comics, since I started this blog in 2004, and...
Soapy Thursday
Premium post · September 9, 2021
Gil Thorp, 9/9/21 Big news, everybody! Usually football dominates the Gil Thorp fall storyline, just like it dominates the American sports fan's mind, but...
Excited for Halftrack's collaboration with Mr. Brainwash
Premium post · September 8, 2021
Dennis the Menace, 9/8/21 We all know, of course, that every time the Henry and Alice Mitchell attempt to make friends, their very first social engagement...
TRIUMPHANT POST-LABOR-DAY RETURN COMICS!
Premium post · September 7, 2021
Hello, everyone, I have returned to my comics mocking duties! Everyone who gave to the summer fundraiser will be getting a personal thank you note, but I...
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