You have to pay a real professional for Cryptkeeper-style scary puns
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 10/29/21 Today's "punchline" is some seriously low-rent "The real scary clowns are those clowns in Congress, amiright people"...
Metapost: Surprisingly timed COTW
Your COTW is early this week but do not be alarmed! It is due to an Unavoidable Schedule Thing and the rest of our publishing schedule will proceed as...
How DARE you reduce Pierre to a mere "and company"
Mary Worth, 10/28/21 Wilbur! ... And Company? sounds like a mid-'80s sitcom that would be the retooled version of Wilbur! with most of the cast replaced and...
Would love to get an update where Wilbur gets really into Instagram stories
Mary Worth, 10/27/21 I hate to ever use the phrase "I would respect Wilbur more" so let's just say that I would respect Wilbur a very small albeit still...
Wait, Mysta got a cool bodyguard outfit and I missed it somehow?
Dennis the Menace, 10/26/21 [sputtering indignantly] Martha! You completely misunderstand me! Why, I wasn't planning on slipping this loathsome tyke a...
Meltdown Monday
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 10/25/21 Do ... do the good folks of Hootin' Holler not know about air conditioning? The low-key single most important...
Sam was actually banned from the coffee place because he kept telling them "funny" names to write on the cup
Judge Parker, 10/24/21 OK, I just want to establish a few facts here. The reason Abbey is so upset is that, now that the mayor is publicly accusing her of...
Saturday quickies
Daddy Daze, 10/23/21 Looks like the Daddy Daze daddy died doing what he loved: projecting his weird esoteric internal monologue onto the nonsensical babbling...
Metapost: Hey, real quick: COTW
Ka-blam! It’s your comment of the week: "Sorry, the only QR Dagwood recognizes is 'Quiznos Reuben.’” --Pozzo Ka-POW! It’s your runners up: "The Hootin'...
How far are you YOU willing to go to celebrate Halloween like it's meant to be celebrated?
Gasoline Alley, 10/22/21 So Gasoline Alley is meandering along with one of its typically shambolic plots about a park ranger's kids (the same ones who had to...
"@realMarkTrail" was somehow already taken
Mary Worth, 10/21/21 You ever get a terrifying moment of clarity and insight into a situation that you wish you really knew no details about whatsoever? That...
It's not just their horns that are locked together ... it's also their hearts
The Lockhorns, 10/20/21 If you’re reading this blog, I assume you’ve dedicated at least a little bit of your brain space to the question of why Leroy and...
Wilbur has definitely ordered this restaurant's trademark "Royale With Cheese"
Gil Thorp, 10/19/21 Much as I make fun of Gil Thorp, I do think it puts in slightly more of an effort at keeping up with trends young people might be into...
The movie made people LESS aware of breast cancer, somehow
Funky Winkerbean, 10/18/21 You don't read Funky Winkerbean every day as long as I have without becoming a connoisseur of the various textures of suffering...
"Love is a con, son, never forget that"
Dustin, 10/17/21 I sincerely respect the second panel here, in which Dustin's mom, having briefly attempted and failed to engage her husband about the...
Meals for heels
Funky Winkerbean, 10/16/21 “Gosh,” literally dozens of you are wondering, “Whatever happened with Holly after she broke her ankle?” Well, she had to have...
Metapost: Do you like pina coladas? And COTWs in the rain?
There’s no escape from this week’s comment of the week: "Yes, when two people start dating, if those two people have dogs, every activity -- nay, every...
Friday quickies
Family Circus, 10/15/21 Wow, this one is pretty tough! Obviously it’s totally believable that Jeffy has managed to tragically injure himself due to his own...
Mostly speaking of facial expressions
Dick Tracy, 10/14/21 Say, remember a few weeks ago, when Dick seemed to grudgingly agree that a free press is an important element in society and gave an...
Warlike Wednesday
Mark Trail, 10/13/21 Interesting, interesting, it seems that despite my taunting Mark may have fought in a war after all. Or ... did he? He does seem quite...