Honestly Alice should be the one snooping rather than Henry, it'd be sexier
Dennis the Menace, 3/7/23 You don’t spend [mumblety mubelty] years as The Comics Curmudgeon without endless little bits of comics trivia ending up jumbled up...
Give Dawn a spin-off strip called Weston Trek: The Next Generation
Mary Worth, 3/6/23 I have been a Star Trek dork since I was a wee lad in the early ’80s, and one of great joys of having lived as long as I have is that I...
Charterstone SWINGS
Mary Worth, 3/5/23 Ah, it looks like Estelle is finally coming to the conclusion that it’s not that she has bad taste in men, exactly, it’s just that she...
Would genuinely love to see Snuffy go down the Sovereign Citizen route
Crock, 3/4/23 Hmm, looks like Maggot has bailed on his marital counseling session and now it’s just Grossie pouring her heart out to some dude in a cave....
Death, dogs, and dog deaths
Marvin, 3/3/23 If, like me, you are hopelessly addicted to the Twitter dot com website, you've been following the company's latest drama for a while now and...
More like "Hi fashion", amiright
Hi and Lois, 3/2/23 I don’t know, man, I don’t think anyone elaborately folds up a handkerchief into a pocket square, its daring bright red color chosen...
Trouble in paradise
Mary Worth, 3/1/23 Uh oh! Looks like Estelle is running into the dark side of dating a hot, animal-saving, ivory-tinkling hunk like Dr. Ed: he has other...
"Why can't they spend all their time on mechanical devices, like we did?"
Gasoline Alley, 2/28/23 One of the fascinating things about the current state of AI is that in science fiction, we imagined that robots would be able to...
Are there actual zebra-pluggers, or are zebras too "exotic"
Pluggers, 2/27/23 Look, I’m not going to say that there are no plugger or plugger-identified referees, but I feel comfortable in saying that for the vast...
This one's got a beehive, the perversions are just going to get more baroque
Rex Morgan, M.D., 2/26/23 This whole Truck-Wanda thing has been slow-burning in Rex Morgan for months now, but somehow it's only now occurring to me that...
Gotta hear both sides
Slylock Fox, 2/25/23 I have sadly accepted that we Slylock readers can never see past the horizon of whatever Event separates our human world from Slylock’s...
Metapost: Let's talk COTW, kids
You want your top comment of the week? You got it. "Once you go Weston, you'll never be restin’!” --MKay You want your runners up? You got that too! "The...
Grim Friday
Hi and Lois, 2/24/23 Welp, I guess we all knew this day -- the day when Dot and Ditto from Hi and Lois stand in the middle of the street staring at a...
Mostly Walker-Browne Thursday
Beetle Bailey, 2/23/23 The joke here is clearly that Otto is imitating Beetle’s typical slothfulness, but wouldn’t it be funny if this were a lead-in to...
Next week, Dustin dares to proclaim that bacon ... is epic
Dustin, 2/22/23 Is a hot dog a sandwich? This question bubbled up from the bowels of the web in 2013, certainly a more innocent time for online discourse,...
This Pluggers panel doesn't even deliver a single beast-man, what the heck
Slylock Fox, 2/21/23 So I guess these nightmare-bugs are supposed to be … termites? Or some other horrible bug that feasts on wood, but I’m not going to...
She's going to report him ... to SCHOOL MANAGEMENT
Mary Worth, 2/20/23 This upcoming court battle is going to settle an important precedent: can legal action be taken against someone for stuff they do in your...
Hour of the Bewilburbeast
Rex Morgan, M.D., 2/19/23 You probably don’t remember (because why would you, remembering inane Rex Morgan plots for you is my job, literally), but way back...
Menace level: Gnostic
Dustin, 2/18/23 Look, I’m glad that Dustin’s dad being all “the women all use yoga as an excuse to dress like WHORES now and it makes me AROUSED” is the...
That bull sure has strong feelings about laziness (?)
Slylock Fox, 2/17/23 From years of reading Slylock Fox together, we've come to understand that the word it depicts is one where the animals rose up against...