If my marriage were this miserable, I would simply not rant about it to strangers
Dennis the Menace, 11/28/23 I guess the joke here is that Dennis is too stupid to know what "Uncle Sam" means, and has mistaken this metonym for America and...
Sexy Sunday
Panel from Slylock Fox, 11/26/23 CASSANDRA [bursting through the studio door]: Quick, Kopy, I need a favor. Put this portrait up on your easel and act like...
They also clear-cut the yellow wood to build the mall they're driving to
Rex Morgan, M.D., 11/25/23 Well, the Harwoods are going to feel pretty foolish when they learn that it wasn't Rene's high-powered lawyers that got him sprung...
Metapost: Gobble gobble COTW
As you slowly digest your Thanksgiving meal, enjoy a hearty chuckle at this week's comment of the week! "I figure he'd rather stay out of jail than cause us...
Please do not tell pluggers what kids in the '90s meant by "cyber"
Pluggers, 11/24/23 Pluggers remember when Black Friday was the day when President Grant's brother-in-law caused a Wall Street panic in an attempt to corner...
Be sure to remember your humble comics bloggers in the thanks you give today
Mary Worth, 11/23/23 Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! How will you be spending the day? Will you be enjoying a meal in the company of a bunch of other people...
Varying degrees of thankfulness
Rex Morgan, M.D., 11/22/23 Well, well, well, it looks like what's increasingly obviously Buzzy and Rene's co-grift is coming along nicely, with Rene being...
There's only four women for the six men, bad news for somebody
Gil Thorp, 11/21/23 Hey, remember earlier this year, when Gil Thorp did a ripped from the headlines story about about a player who got terribly hurt during a...
Rekindling romance, horsily
Mary Worth, 11/20/23 I regret to inform you that Keith and Kitty's date redo went really well, and now she's accepted Keith's invite to help him sensually...
If you think I'm updating you on the Judge Parker "plot" or whatever, forget it
Judge Parker, 11/19/23 Way back in the early days of the War on Terror, "black site" was an ominous phrase used to describe grim, secretive locations in...
Giving thanks for everyone leaving me the heck alone!!!!
Six Chix, 11/18/23 One of my all-time favorite activities is to bring a book to a restaurant I really like and enjoy a meal by myself. There's something...
Mmm ... buns
Pluggers, 11/17/23 Look, I've said a lot of pretty mean things about Pluggers over the years, so let me say something nice: this is a very cute drawing a...
Jeepers, creepers, makin' commentary about peepers
Rex Morgan, M.D., 11/16/23 Wow, did Buzzy always have such dreamy cerulean eyes? Also, did he always have such a slavish devotion to the guy who locked him...
That's <i>former</i> prison woman to you, lady
Hi and Lois, 11/15/23 The sun won't blast off its outer layers, forming a planetary nebula and leaving only a tiny white dwarf behind, for another seven to...
Turkey Tuesday
Blondie, 11/14/23 I confess that I find the idea of a butcher who thinks about individual animals (whose carcasses he plans to eventually sell to people who...
![[checks Wikipedia] Mint City! City of Trees!](https://joshreads.com/images/23/11/i231113bgss.png)
[checks Wikipedia] Mint City! City of Trees!
Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 11/13/23 You know, at first I thought this was about the eternal struggle between the modern scientific method, as...
I'd like to think that Dustin's parents were just driving around aimlessly to avoid their kids
Blondie, 11/12/23 You ever notice how most of the women in Blondie have pretty normal-looking eyes but most of them men have these inky black stretched out...
Mr. Wavering still has his bayonet, Ditto, keep your distance
Pluggers and Hi and Lois, 11/11/23 Happy Veterans Day, everyone! Do you think the United States is on the verge an apocalyptic war for national survival that...
Metapost: Delightful comments from you, my beloved readers
It's this week's top comment, and it's here for you to laugh at, and with: "Otto will not be distracted: the grave has been dug, only one of them can have...
Friday quickies
Beetle Bailey, 11/10/23 I find the "this" in "this army," intriguing, as it implies that if Beetle doesn't get what he wants out of the U.S. Army, he might...