Space is the place ... for love

$ · August 26, 2024

Dick Tracy, 8/26/24 Someone who's had some weird romance arcs in his time is Junior, Dick Tracy's son in the comic strip Dick Tracy. Long ago he was married...

Karaoke wedding band ... you heard it here first

$ · August 25, 2024

Pardon My Planet, 8/25/24 Ha ha, you guys, you know how Superman has heat vision, right? Well, what if -- hear me out -- what if he was out with his...

Ed's talking like a man who wants to get outflanked by an armored division at his own wedding

$ · August 24, 2024

Marvin and Hi and Lois, 8/24/24 Jeff ... Hi ... you morons. You idiots. You absolute fools. You're already looking ahead to the passage of time, to the day...

Metapost: The week is done, the comments are here

$ · August 23, 2024

Friday = comment of the week day, LET'S DO THIS: "Mary pounding at the window, desperate to hear more about this estranged cousin situation. Former best...

Libya was an ITALIAN colony, you imbecile machine

$ · August 23, 2024

Crock, 8/23/24 An interesting phenomenon in the daily comics is that often during the strip's genesis, the creators come up with an odd conceit or bit that...

It really is fun. The comics are fun!

$ · August 22, 2024

Mary Worth, 8/22/24 Oh, he's listening, Estelle -- he's just horrified that you would think that, as a vet, he'd be OK with a zoo themed wedding. He has to...

Hey, have we established whether Estelle has ever had a real job

$ · August 21, 2024

Judge Parker, 8/21/24 You know, back in the day, young Sophie was real nerd who used to spend a lot of time on laptops analyzing grim data about wars and...

Bad scenes

$ · August 20, 2024

Rex Morgan, M.D., 8/20/24 Look, I've been to plenty of comedy open mics in my time, and the thing you have to keep in mind about them is that they are...

Estelle's really yelling "ESTRANGED" to try to pique Ed's interest and it's not working

$ · August 19, 2024

Slylock Fox, 8/19/24 Slylock is not alarmed because he knows about the square cube law, which dictates that this unnaturally enlarged mosquito's body will...

The Ghost Who Metas

$ · August 18, 2024

The Phantom, 8/18/24 A fun running bit in The Phantom is that we sometimes see original Phantom creator Lee Falk going about his day in pre-war Manhattan,...

Saturday nightmares

$ · August 17, 2024

Bizarro, 8/17/24 Hey, have you heard of the concept of "burial at sea?" Well, get this, what if there's a sort of cool party guy -- you know, the kind who...

Metapost: Highway to the COTW zone

$ · August 16, 2024

It's Friday morning, and you know what that means: your comment of the week has arrived: "Folks said please and thankee! That's it! Folks only knew two...

Mmm ... slop

$ · August 16, 2024

Blondie, 8/16/24 This strip may on first read seem entirely incoherent, but I actually think it nicely captures many people's instinctive take on generative...

Thursday emotional roller coaster

$ · August 15, 2024

Dennis the Menace, 8/15/24 Spent a long time ... no, that's a lie. I spent like 30 seconds trying to figure if there was a "joke" here per se. Like, is it...

Dennis should be into Charlie XCX, he's been in his brat era since 1951

$ · August 14, 2024

Dennis the Menace, 8/14/24 Despite the fact that she's a long-running fixture in a 73-year-old comic strip, I don't think Margaret has a particularly...

Sandwiches? More like SEXWICHES, amiright [everyone gets mad at me] sorry, I will try to do better

$ · August 13, 2024

Six Chix, 8/13/24 "Hey," you're probably wondering, "What's going on with the Tuesday Chik in Six Chix, who last we saw was in a romantic and sexual...

Orwellian Monday

$ · August 12, 2024

Sam and Silo, 8/12/24 Man, for a brief and shining moment, I thought we were going to start the week with a truly exciting Sam and Silo moment. "Now what?"...

Swift resolution Sunday

$ · August 11, 2024

Six Chix, 8/11/24 Honestly, to me, this didn't seem like a very desperate measure at all! It seems like she just mentally recited a nursery rhyme and that...

Lesser soaper Saturday

$ · August 10, 2024

Dick Tracy, 8/10/24 It looks like Dick Tracy is finally getting back to the "How is B-tier villain Silver Nitrate doing in the joint?" plot they teased us...

Metapost: Time-scrambled COTW

$ · August 9, 2024

Apologies again for, in my COVID-addled haze, posting so many posts on the wrong days this week! Rest assured, however, that I followed the twisting timeline...

Whoopsie Wednesday

$ · August 8, 2024

Alice, 8/7/24 The thing is that your boy Josh came down with COVID-19 last weekend, and while I am currently on the mend it made my brain a little loopy this...

Olympic irritations

$ · August 8, 2024

Family Circus, 8/8/24 "Steve Tracy" here annoys me so much, because it feels like I'm supposed to know who he is, and despite being the Comics Curmudgeon I...

Wednesday one-panels

$ · August 7, 2024

Dennis the Menace, 8/7/24 Look, I respect the effort here -- the fundmental underlying joke is pretty good, Alice's indignant facial expression is funny, and...

Tuesday quickies

$ · August 6, 2024

Curtis, 8/6/24 Oh, you don't think Curtis is cyber-savvy? Well, have you ever seen anyone post on a social media ... in trinary numbers before? Gasoline...

Monday is for bagpipes

$ · August 5, 2024

Dennis the Menace and Hagar the Horrible, 8/5/24 Ha ha, bagpipes, amiright folks? It's, uh, it's honestly pretty slim pickings in the comics today so that's...

Sunday revelations

$ · August 4, 2024

Marvin, 8/4/24 We all find ways justify our worst life decisions to ourselves. Like, just for example, imagine you've spent 20 years of your life reading and...

More like a ... bear-ot? Still workshopping this one

$ · August 3, 2024

Mark Trail, 8/3/24 Bill, I know you're very busy with all the jobs the editor of a modern 21st century publication like Woods and Wildlife has to handle...

Metapost: Commenting, weekly

$ · August 2, 2024

Your comment of the week is HERE! BAM! "For a 'Boy, that scheduled event sure is happening' type of easy 'topical' Blondie strip, today's offering is...

Dagwood should be speed-eating and marathon-sleeping, why are they biffing this so badly

$ · August 2, 2024

Blondie, 8/2/24 It's always been very clear that Blondie takes place in one of the most whitebread towns imaginable, but I still think it's pretty funny that...

Don't think the Amish are really into orange, either

$ · August 1, 2024

Tina's Groove, 8/1/24 I'm honestly really starting to enjoy the 15-years-ago-ness of the Tina's Groove strips offered up daily by the King Features website;...

Babies/baseball

$ · July 31, 2024

Hi and Lois, 7/31/24 Trixie Flagston has, notoriously, been a baby for nearly 70 years, longer than most of us have been alive, and thought-balloons in...

I refuse to believe that anyone in Hootin' Holler actually has that much money

$ · July 30, 2024

Mary Worth, 7/30/24 A recurring question that arises in the increasingly Wilbur-focused era of Mary Worth we find ourselves in is: are we getting so much...

Monday is for dads

$ · July 29, 2024

Dustin, 7/29/24 Absolutely one of the most heartbreaking things about Dustin is that Dustin's dad is a cruel asshole who will never love his son, and Dustin...

Love that Stellan kept the length of his final conversation with Wilbur to an absolute minimum

$ · July 28, 2024

Mary Worth, 7/28/24 Real talk: my initial thought reading the throwaway panels was "Ha ha, Wilbur wet the bed!" But no, actually, he finally achieved...

From "bonkus of the conkus," I confess I also find that funny

$ · July 27, 2024

Judge Parker, 7/27/24 Hey, remember how Neddy's fiance was grumpy about some kind of family business drama? Well, big news: Sophie's not-boyfriend's brother,...

Metapost: Early morning COTW

$ · July 26, 2024

Rise and shine! It's your comment of the week: "Doc faces a classic conundrum: lump-sum one-time payment (by doing expensive surgery that'll probably kill...

Divine Friday

$ · July 26, 2024

Mary Worth, 7/26/24 Oh, man, sorry I thought this was going to be something "normal" like Wilbur deciding to murder his fish for attention, when in fact he's...

Mostly military Thursday

$ · July 25, 2024

Mary Worth, 7/25/24 Hey, remember when Mary threw a surprise funeral for Wilbur's fish? And lots of people Wilbur knew were there, and they all paid...

Terrified to contemplate the really specialized Lucky Eddie stuff on DeviantArt

$ · July 24, 2024

Hagar the Horrible, 7/24/24 You might think this strip is about Eddie being a simple man who has never had the realities of sexual reproduction explained to...

Yummy Tuesday

$ · July 23, 2024

Dennis the Menace, 7/23/24 I'm on the record as saying that "Ha ha, Dennis's mom can't cook" is one of my least favorite Dennis the Menace running bits, but...

More like ZEROES amiright folks (because they are actually quite lame)

$ · July 22, 2024

Dustin, 7/22/24 To me, this feels very much like a strip that was originally going to do some kind of wordplay on the polysemic nature of "alarmed" -- "it...

Look at how thrilled Loweezy is at Jughaid's exhaustion. Truly cruel

$ · July 21, 2024

Hagar the Horrible, 7/21/24 One of the many smarter-than-me commenters on this site pointed out that it's actually pretty grim that Hagar and Eddie are the...

The human-animal hybrid thing would seem to make sense in this scenario, but no

July 20, 2024

Dick Tracy, 7/20/24 Loving the MCU gang's expressions here. They are absolutely disgusted that Dick has decided to do a raid that conforms to the fourth...

Metapost: Summer midmonth COTW

$ · July 19, 2024

As we ease into the heart of summer, the COTWs continue: "That's not a collage of photos Lois took around their house -- it's a screenshot of the 'Chores...

Soapy quickies

$ · July 19, 2024

Mary Worth, 7/19/24 The idea that Mary lacks self-confidence is, of course, absurd. What may be surprising is that she also does not lack in self-awareness,...

One-panel Thursday

$ · July 18, 2024

Gearhead Gertie, 7/18/24 Frank Sinatra died in a hospital with his wife by his side, which, when it comes to ways to die, is not the worst by any means. But...

Back in the good old days, the only media products people dumped in the woods were porno mags

$ · July 17, 2024

Mark Trail, 7/17/24 Wow, it seems the Grungey Boys' whole deal was a real "I learned it from watching you" situation, because it started when Ranger Shaw...

Parental problems

$ · July 16, 2024

Judge Parker, 7/16/24 Sorry to sound like, you know, a worrywart, but I think that if I had glimpsed what looked very much like my dead father wrapped in...

So it goes

$ · July 15, 2024

Crock, 7/15/24 Ah, just another day in the French Maghreb, with a difficult march ahead for our Legionnaires, though at least they have a promise from their...

Soapy ... Sunday, too? Sure, why not

$ · July 14, 2024

Mary Worth, 7/14/24 Dawn has said a couple times that she and her mother don't agree on politics but hasn't offered any specifics, and this reminds me that...