Good faces
Pardon My Planet, 8/20/26 OK, here's a sentence that I'm reasonably sure I've never written before, and probably nobody else has either: I'm actually...
Ominous developments
Crankshaft, 8/19/26 The last time Crankshaft and Harry Dinkle started an adventure together, Crankshaft looked real cherry but it ended up with Harry...
Troubling youth, etc.
Pickles, 8/18/26 Not to sound old, but I do find someone replying "k" to me to be irritating sometimes (and to prove I'm not doing generational discourse,...
Various disasters
Dustin, 8/17/26 Hey kids! Do you remember the Deepwater Horizon oil spill that dumped 150 million gallons of oil into the ocean? Well, that happened in April...
Dawn Weston: Sadhorny Chronicles
Six Chix, 8/16/26 The Wednesday Chik has not given up on her mission to educate comics readers on the true nature of the afterlife, which is that everyone...
Just make coffee at home, guys! It's cheaper!!!!
Pluggers, 8/15/26 I'm a guy who does not like fancy coffee drinks but I also have limitless disdain for self-righteous "Hur hur I went to the fancy coffee...
Metapost: It is time for the week's top comments
This week's comment of the week: It is here, for you to enjoy. "Pinocchio holds his own control bars aloft and finally earns his therapist's approval despite...
Present and past
The Lockhorns, 8/14/26 What with Leroy being a Millennial, you'd think he'd be on board with a work-from-home environment. But obviously "home" is where...
Life after and/or before death
Gearhead Gertie, 8/13/26 The Golden Rule -- that you should treat others as you would like to be treated -- is an ethical concept that seems to have arisen...
Grim and grim(m)er
Crock, 8/12/26 I'll admit it: I am, in fact, a gentleman of a certain age, which means I must begin working out how I'm going to start facing mortality....
You're never gonna get an AI to dig a ditch, I tell you what
Mary Worth, 8/11/26 Welp, I guess all the Tommy business has been resolved and now we can finally get into what we really want to know: what's life at the...
Monday glimmers of joy
Crankshaft, 8/10/26 You know how when you've been experiencing pain for a while so it's become just kind of background radiation in your life, when it abates...
I don't use TikTok either, no shade, but still
Shoe, 8/9/26 Hey, uh, Shoe, what's goin' on over there, kids-wise? You don't like kids? You're doing a comic for the last remaining old people who still read...
Pretty sure Thirsty has bedroom eyes under there
Mother Goose and Grimm, 8/8/26 So, ah, what do you think that foodstuff is that Superman is slicing in half with his (I assume) heat vision? Is it a deep...
Metapost: [extremely "YMCA" voice] C! O! T! W!
Your comment of the week ... the moment you've been waiting for, all week! "Phil's 'So...you're saying yes?’ in panel one is heartbreaking because she's...
Friday one-liners
Shoe, 8/7/26 I guess Skyler passive-aggressively hinted that it would be nice if he and his uncle/guardian ate together once in a while, so the Perfesser has...
I assume that's Splitscreen's hype man behind him
Dick Tracy, 8/6/26 So it seems that Dick's latest antagonist, the VPN-happy "Widescreen,” is in fact a nepo antagonist and the son (or something) of...
Wednesday is for sex-havers and non-sex-havers alike
Rhymes With Orange, 8/5/26 Stale legacy strips like Hagar the Horrible (start date: 1973) still find tired tropes like "Oooh, what if a human were to form an...
You don't get a lot of chances to drag a guy off by the collar like that, so you gotta take advantage
Gil Thorp, 8/4/26 I have thought for some time now that Gil is universally considered the most important person in Milford, and perhaps even in whatever...
I think it's weird that Slylock enforces laws about both deceptive advertising practices and major felonies
Slylock Fox, 8/3/26 I have no idea what the relationship is between Count Weirdly and the little purple being who's always hanging around his...