Ha ha, TUESDAYS, amiright (statistically speaking, I'm probably right)
Herb and Jamaal, 12/2/25 Usually when Herb and Jamaal does its "hilariously nonspecific" bit, it's taking an actually quite specific scenario but changing...
Monday egg chat
Luann, 12/1/25 Back in the '80s, when this strip first debuted and its characters were in high school but acted like they were 12, much of its energy was put...
Sunday is for large bearded men
Mary Worth, 11/30/25 Ahh, the moment we've all been waiting for: when Ian returns from his weeks-long "teachers conference" and confronts the bird who has...
Adopt, don't shop (for horrifying nightmare beasts)
Six Chix, 11/29/25 Big news, everybody: By the year 2045, frenchies and dachshunds will have been somehow bred to be more than six feet long, and capable of...
Metapost: Post-prandial COTW
Most Americans have had the past few days off of work, but I have to admire my faithful readers' dedication to posting hilarious comments. Here's this week's...
Friday is for birds (non-Toby edition)
Pickles, 11/28/25 "Ha ha, I sure hate my mother-in-law!" is of course a time-honored bit for hack humorists everywhere, so naturally it has repeatedly found...
Thanksgiving horrors
Shoe, 11/27/25 Well, I guess we just live in a world now where the Shoe bird-men will acknowledge without shame that they are in fact bird-men. Kind of...
Distasteful Wednesday
Crock, 11/26/25 So, how old were you when you learned that "stuffing" an animal actually meant that you strip its skin off and fit it over an animal-shaped...
Toby doesn't care about Sunny's criminal past ... she's so open-minded
Dick Tracy, 11/25/25 Ah, man, remember the Dick Tracy vampire car storyline from 2016? It was a fun one, and I personally would follow the principle of...
Monday fast takes
Dick Tracy, 11/24/25 "Can't believe this clown would rather cut people's brake lines for money instead of building elaborate funny cars for the mafia. Nobody...
Josh asks: How DARE you
Blondie, 11/23/25 Two very important details here. One, Dagwood has his handkerchief out and at the ready when he knocks on Herb's door. He's already on the...
Norwegian! Would?
Judge Parker, 11/22/25 A few months ago Sophie and Reena experienced a certain amount of panic and anxiety in the wake of witnessing an April-involved spy...
Metapost: COTW ASAP
Real quick: it's comment of the week time! "Steve, I accidentally ordered too many birdcages. Try to upsell any customer who comes in to buy bird food....
He's already named "Ozob," how many clown aliases does one guy need
Dick Tracy, 11/21/25 Look, I don't like to speak ill of the dead, and I'm not going to say I'm glad that Sheriff Somners plummeted to his death off that...
Ceci n'est pas une course automobile
Gearhead Gertie, 11/20/25 Gearhead Gertie's loved ones are trying to break through her epistemological bubble that only allows her to think about NASCAR...
Mmm ... quality pellet food
Intelligent Life, 11/19/25 For my sins, I have come to be able to recognize the various recurring characters in Intelligent Life, even if I often forget...
There was a 6-7 meme joke in "Pluggers" today, go look it up if you dare, I refuse to deal with it
Hi and Lois, 11/18/25 Sorry, Lois. The latest Gen Alpha trend is eldermaxxing. Kids are putting on their grandpa's clothes, and they're so young they don't...
Don't even think we need to get into why this bird-lady did it, we can all guess
Shoe, 11/17/25 I was about to get really mad and go on a diatribe about how graves are famously clearly labelled with both the occupant's name and date of...
It's not the clam's fault it's very quiet
Panel from Slylock Fox, 11/16/25 Poor Slick Smitty. He thought he had found a way to beat Slylock at his own game by not technically lying as part of his...
Being cool is not a SIN, Dennis
Pardon My Planet, 11/15/25 Truly, this is a dark vision of an alternate timeline where the British won the American War of Independence and brought Patrick...