I don't use TikTok either, no shade, but still
Shoe, 8/9/26 Hey, uh, Shoe, what's goin' on over there, kids-wise? You don't like kids? You're doing a comic for the last remaining old people who still read...
Pretty sure Thirsty has bedroom eyes under there
Mother Goose and Grimm, 8/8/26 So, ah, what do you think that foodstuff is that Superman is slicing in half with his (I assume) heat vision? Is it a deep...
Metapost: [extremely "YMCA" voice] C! O! T! W!
Your comment of the week ... the moment you've been waiting for, all week! "Phil's 'So...you're saying yes?’ in panel one is heartbreaking because she's...
Friday one-liners
Shoe, 8/7/26 I guess Skyler passive-aggressively hinted that it would be nice if he and his uncle/guardian ate together once in a while, so the Perfesser has...
I assume that's Splitscreen's hype man behind him
Dick Tracy, 8/6/26 So it seems that Dick's latest antagonist, the VPN-happy "Widescreen,” is in fact a nepo antagonist and the son (or something) of...
Wednesday is for sex-havers and non-sex-havers alike
Rhymes With Orange, 8/5/26 Stale legacy strips like Hagar the Horrible (start date: 1973) still find tired tropes like "Oooh, what if a human were to form an...
You don't get a lot of chances to drag a guy off by the collar like that, so you gotta take advantage
Gil Thorp, 8/4/26 I have thought for some time now that Gil is universally considered the most important person in Milford, and perhaps even in whatever...
I think it's weird that Slylock enforces laws about both deceptive advertising practices and major felonies
Slylock Fox, 8/3/26 I have no idea what the relationship is between Count Weirdly and the little purple being who's always hanging around his...
It's the Russ...ians, maybe?
Judge Parker, 8/2/26 Oh wow, as predicted, that big Hollywood exec loved Ann's little sermon and green-lit the series as soon as she stalked out of the room....
Saturday is for fraught relationships
Luann, 8/1/26 Much as it pains me to give Luann some credit, and much as it pains me to say anything positive about the "Brad and Toni have sex in the...
Metapost: The comments of the week are BACK, baby
My long vacation and Uncle Lumpy's fill-in tasks have delayed the unveiling of a new comment of the week, but folks ........ the long wait is over. Here it...
I like the way Ann is full-on pacing around the office, very dramatic
Judge Parker, 7/31/26 I guess I had missed it, but Ann has apparently decided that her mission is now "helping people," I think people who used to be in...
Today's women are allowed to wear pants, at least
The Phantom, 7/30/26 The question of how an elected civilian government can keep control of its own security services is as old as democracy itself, and you...
Wednesday is for the afterlife, the underworld, and so forth
Six Chix, 7/29/26 So purgatory is a place where ... angels can have sex? Or the souls of the dead, who may also be angels, in this scenario, can have sex?...
Ongoing drama
Bizarro, 7/28/26 Well, I'm excited to see that Bizarro's Crash Test Dummies Stories weren't just for Uncle Lumpy; now we're fully into week two and things...
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TRIUMPHANT RETURN (to discover that Wilbur is still [gestures vaguely] you know, his whole deal and whatever)
Mary Worth, 7/27/26 Did you, Wilbur? Did you change? Did you change, Wilbur? Is that what you think? That you changed your behavior and general vibe,...
The Biliad
Turtle Carl is traveling. Slowly. Family Circus, 7/26/26 The Biliad Draw him, O Jeffy, and show us his exploits—first-born of the Keane clan,Follow the long...
9² Chickweed Lane
So ends the 2026 Comics Curmudgeon Summer Fundraiser. You guys are the best; thank you! 9 Chickweed Lane, 7/25/26 Say, did you know that people have sex? 9...
Into the Curmudgeonverse
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Death and decline
Click the banner to contribute by PayPal or credit card, or see below for other options.' Would you want to live in a world where nobody makes fun of Mary...