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keys, ranked
January 31, 2026
24. F major Fuck ass key. Like running across flat ground and then tripping on a little rock. Very clearly for brass instruments. Unsubtle and boorish. 23. G...
hōjōki
January 18, 2026
The late twelfth century was hard on Kyoto. On the twenty-eighth day of the Fourth Month, in the year Angen 3, a fire broke out in a ramshackle brothel in...
roundup 2k25
January 7, 2026
Good afternoon Moronators. Class is not in session (UMD is blessedly still off for a few weeks yet). We are seven days into the new year and so much has...
dumbphone
October 31, 2025
It’s no secret that the Phones are Bad. We all know this. Some of us are able to bracket the deleterious psychologiacl effects of Phone and get on with our...
intracoastal
October 13, 2025
The low sweep of the Georgia coast looks at first as though a long war between land and sea has come to an uneasy truce. Each front has gained on the other...
bench press
August 15, 2025
You want your feet on the ground. I see too many people at my gym forget this part. They’ll have just their toes or the balls of their feet on the ground,...
sonnets
July 30, 2025
I have been derelict in writing these past few weeks, to no small shame given that I got through two posts of this blog slash newsletter slash thing and...
wood
July 4, 2025
When we bought the house, one half of a two-story duplex in north Baltimore (the stage left half), we thought the floors on the first level were pine. Up the...
the heat
June 20, 2025
“The temperature’s rising,” Brian Eno sang. Out of the ten tracks on Eno’s debut solo record Here Come the Warm Jets, released in 1974, the third track,...
a beginning
June 6, 2025
This newsletter mirrors my blog at https://jeffreymoro.com/blog. I haven’t kept a regular blog for several years now. There are many reasons for this, many...