Let me solve this pyramid "mystery" once and for all. The ancient Egyptians didn't need alien technology or supernatural powers. They had something way better: slave labor and zero workplace regulations. These guys would wake up every morning, grab some limestone, and start stacking. No OSHA inspectors, no union breaks, no human rights investigations. Just pure, unregulated exploitation.
The real genius wasn't the engineering. It was creating a system where you could work people to death, for the glory of the gods.
By the way. Ever notice how nobody builds pyramids anymore? Really makes you wonder about the decline of architecture.