Psycho (Geography or Otherwise)
Bristol, after seven months away. Familiar but no longer mine, my tenuous grip on the place long since removed. The bed I slept in now twin cots, my winter...
Next Level Sketch next Wednesday! Come and watch me and MJ Hibbett sing songs in Brighton!
Hello! I managed a full media blackout in the lead up to the queen’s funeral. My only accidental glimpse of Anything Royal was seeing The Queue on MJ...
Burrito Falls / Simon Munnery / Joz Norris / Next Level Sketch
Sherlock Holmes had Moriarty. I have chain burrito restaurants. Yesterday I was having a late lunch at Tortilla near London Bridge. I found a little enclave...
Camden Fringe Reviews / The Divine Comedy at The Barbican / Factually Inaccurate on the 13th September
Hello! Summer has ended, we need to buy new trousers, and one’s thoughts turn inevitably to conkers. Improv at the Camden Fringe One Fringe, 3 Improv groups,...
Factually Inaccurate returns!
Hello! We’re not quite into the season of mellow fruitfulness yet, but there’s something in the air. It may be uncollected rubbish. It could be sewage...
Cycling to Edinburgh (part one) / Fringe Reviews / Hearty Plugs
Hello! First newsletter in a few weeks. I hope you didn’t assume I’d been murdered by crows. I wasn’t. Cycling to Edinburgh (part one) I cycled to Edinburgh...
Cycling to Edinburgh / Next Level Sketch tonight
Cycling to Edinburgh https://twitter.com/jamesofwalsh/status/1552549821713711104?s=21&t=uUJecFnLwEJuZAoj4AvIJA “Is it for charity?” As some of you may...
Brighton Comedy Garden / Horse Passports / Next Level Sketch
Hello! I’m still hunkered down in Coombe with Jazz the 14 year old Labrador. She did not care for the extreme weather event but got through it with plenty of...
Medico Review / Horse Passports / Next Level Sketch
Hello everyone! This week’s newsletter comes to you from a gated community in Coombe. I’m looking after a lovely but very old dog (14) who is addicted to...
Julia Masli’s Comedy From Hell / Ditchling Beacon
Hi comrades! It’s the 4th July. I wonder what that reminds me of? I swam in the sea yesterday. The wind made it feel like being in a malfunctioning washing...
Brown Sauce review / Next Level Sketch this Wednesday!
Hi comrades! I’m back with Kenzo the spaniel, who is bringing me many gifts of my own socks. Next Level Sketch on Wednesday at Hoopla Impro <br /> Next Level...
Brighton Fringe reviews / Factually Inaccurate Next Tuesday
Hello comrades! I hope you all had a good Jubilee weekend. I’m pleased to say I missed all coverage of it entirely, with the exception of the clip of Boris...
Review of The Producers, Next Level Sketch tomorrow night!
Hello dear subscribers. How I cherish you, as a pirate cherishes his non-wooden leg. Euan in The Producers He was fabulous. Full review below. <br /> The...
Gigs! Dogs!
Hi everyone! In Sydenham this week, with a floofy dog, an escapologist cat, and the nearby sight of the Crystal Palace dinosaurs. A few shows to promote this...
Factually Inaccurate tomorrow night!
Greetings, good day, and a special “hi” to my new subscribers, you crazy fools. I’m very tired after learning how to attach a big ol’ trailer to a cargo bike...
Factually Inaccurate next Tuesday / A Folk Festival in Todmorden
Hi everyone! I hope you all had a good holiday from the banks over the weekend. Yesterday central London was strange, peaceful, and ominous. Confused...
Factually Inaccurate on Tuesday 10th May / Do you need someone to sit on your pet
Hi loyal subscribers! Whether you hang on every word or this remains unopened in your spam folder, I appreciate each and every one of you. Except Nathan....
The City is an Onion
Hi newsletter fans! Whether you’re an avid reader, or you only occasionally fish this out of your fetid spam folder, the eyeballs are always appreciated in...
A Farewell to New Malden
Hello everyone! James here with his letter full of news. Buckle up, it’s sure to be a thrill-filled ride! A farewell to New Malden On 10th April I’m finally...
Factually Inaccurate on 12th April with Isy Suttie / Write-Up of Next Level Sketch with Shelf
Happy Pancake and also Wales day! How the Welsh love stuffing their faces with eggy treats both sweet and savoury. It’s why they ensure their most important...