Hi there lovers, haters, and everyone else in-between. That fun little thing we all have called “a base understanding of reality” is desperately crumbling around us, between the politics and the AI and the climate crisis and the winter weather, so why not hear about something real? Something tangible? Something god-damn ridiculous? That’s right, it’s what I’m working on this month.

Upcoming Show!
This month’s Laugh Tracks is right around the corner, the only monthly showcase in Baltimore City that uses train-themed marketing. This month, we’ve got yours truly hosting incredible acts from DC, Baltimore, Cleveland, and your wildest dreams. Come see Bria Beddoe, Dwayne Duke, Netanel Hutman, Swetha Ramesh, and Viv Topping hit that stage like they’re Rocky and it’s a huge piece of meat. For all you lovely people distractedly scrolling on your phones, use code “EMAIL” for HALF-OFF TICKETS! Wow! Savings! You knew someday email would help you instead of just finding you well. (You gotta click on the picture to buy tickets!)

Get a Listen to This…
To supplement Laugh Tracks, and possibly more importantly, my base need for validation, we’re podcasting baby! I’m bringing on previous and ucpoming guests of the Laugh Tracks showcase to talk about themselves, their projects, and why what they think is funny is giggle-worthy. We’re two episodes in, featuring the indominable Jena Frick and Swetha Ramesh so far, so give it a shot! It’s on YouTube, it’s on Apple Podcasts, it’s on Spotify, you know how podcasts work it’s 2025 come on now. (Click on the pic to see the videos!)

Merrily Down the Stream
Last but not least, a casual little reminder that I’m one of the several nerds on, wait for it, Several Nerds on Twitch. We stream video games every Monday and Tuesday, and we’ve REALLY been digging Sons of the Forest. If you like Yellowjackets, Castaway, or Dukes of Hazard, boy, is it kind of like those things! But most importantly: we’ve been actively working to arm a three-legged mutant woman with as many firearms as we can find, because that’s what a just society built on a deserted island is all about. Every Monday and Tuesday, right on the Internet, click that little picture below to figure it all out.

So You Made It To The End
You did it! You scrolled all the way down! I’m so proud of all of us for the journey we’re on together. Do I know where this will take us? Do I know if I’ll ever do another one of these email blasts? Do I know why the chicken crossed the road? Don’t ask me, I’m just some comedian you gave your email to. Talk to you soon!