🎄 In 2023, I thought a lot about whether I’ll ever have sex again
It's been 4 years, 3 months and 11 days since I did some squat thrusts in the cucumber patch. Since I bumped uglies. You know? Engaged in a bit of bedroom rodeo.
This, dear reader, is far too long.
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