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November 5, 2026

@iamdevloper: week of 5 November

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Meta has bought Conductor, a tool for managing several coding agents at once, so the agents now have a manager of their own. The rest of us will carry on supervising them by hand, somewhere between the code and the 'in progress' column.
This week  
 
[01]
the career ladder in this industry has exactly two rungs: the one where you write the code, and the one where you explain in a meeting why it's late
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[02]
2010:
-write code
-ship it
-move on

2025:
-write code
-AI writes better code
-spend the day convincing yourself the AI version is wrong
-ship the AI version
-it breaks in production anyway
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[03]
if I was Gollum I would've hidden the ring in the Salesforce Setup menu, where nobody goes and everybody gets sent eventually
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[04]
A stitch in time saves nine. A hotfix in prod saves nine minutes and costs you the entire weekend.
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[05]
the 'in progress' column in Jira is just a waiting room for tickets nobody has started and everybody's too proud to move back
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Puzzle  
DEVDLE #443 · GO
What will be the output of the following Go code snippet?
m := map[string]int{"a": 1, "b": 2}
for k, v := range m {
fmt.Println(k, v)
}
Answer the puzzle →
Six guesses, same as everyone else, at devdle.iamdevloper.io
 
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From the archive  
Same week, earlier years. No feed is going to show you these again.
 
5 NOVEMBER 2014
I’m scared that one day someone will write the Medium post:

33 Things I Learnt From My Interview At Buzzfeed

and the internet will implode
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3 NOVEMBER 2013
Do Germans write their variable names in German?

Asking, uh, for a friend...
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4 NOVEMBER 2013
We need some sort of programmatic eject button we can inflict on a user who prints out a web page.
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