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October 1, 2026

@iamdevloper: week of 1 October

> iamdevloper --digest --week=2026-10-01
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OpenAI gave its agents their own computers this week, which seems like exactly the sort of unsupervised access that leads to someone, somewhere, explaining to a machine why it shouldn't have touched the production database.
This week  
 
[01]
Manager: we need someone who can hit the ground running.
Me: day one?
Manager: day one.
Me: still waiting on AWS access three weeks later.
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[02]
if I was Moriarty I would've hidden my plans in Confluence, three folders deep, last edited by someone who left the company in 2019
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[03]
git blame exists so you can find out exactly which version of yourself to be angry at
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[04]
signs the rewrite is coming:

someone says "legacy"
someone says "greenfield"
someone says "we'll migrate incrementally"
nobody migrates incrementally
three years later, still on the old one, now calling it legacy too
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[05]
How long after joining did you stop pretending you'd read the onboarding docs?
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[06]
2010:
-hired to build the product

2025:
-hired to build the product
-actually spend the week explaining to an agent why it deleted the product
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From the archive  
Same week, earlier years. No feed is going to show you these again.
 
4 OCTOBER 2017
> I'm too nervous to quit my job, what if freelancing doesn't work out?
*6 months into contracting*
> imma be a few minutes late to standup https://t.co/feaH4tYHtx
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30 SEPTEMBER 2020
"sit downs with maybe clothes on the bottom half of me but also maybe not done over Zoom whilst my eyelids are barely open" but I agree "standup" has more of a ring to it
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2 OCTOBER 2013
Colour drained from my face as I read the email:

"I've sent you some copy to put on the website, it's attached in a .docx above."
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Notice  
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> If this made you exhale through your nose, forward it to whoever you'd have sent the screenshot to.
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